F4J Canada in Action
July 01, 2005 Yellowknife, NT - Canada Day
Plywood Man dresses as a carpenter, and conducts peacefull protests showcasing his PLYWOOD signs.
He wears a mask, and X-RAY, safety goggles, to assist him when spotting out evil. When the weather turns cold, he wears a hockey "Toque" displaying what he hopes to be his kids favourite Canadian hockey team.
He further sports a carpenters pouch, that assit him carriying the tools used to contruct his PLYWOOD displays. Paint brushes, chalk - line, a camera etc..
"NO SHARP OBJECTS PLEASE". His signature "P.M." (Paul Martin, Prime Minister) is outlined with 15 inch duct tape letters,
He usally is supported with a super - sonic PLYMOBILE, that assists him with shifting his PLYWOOD displays, and set stated times. He is also supported by secret agent "double exposure" who provides photos.
He tries when possible to build "free standing"
structures, so he can pass out f-4-j pamphlets to passers by.
He reccommends "panel board" and painting the opposite side. He further reccommends 8, 10 or 12 foot two by two's, when framing. He uses 3.5" deck screws, and cuts off any protions of the screws that might be pointing to the public. He does not allow any persons to touch is PLYWOOD displays, at any time and fears no person.
He has been known to tying purple ballons to his plywood, or nearby trees. he strongly reccommends speaking with a carpenter, when seeking dimentions.
He has two weaknesses, he cannot lean his PLYWOOD against any building, as it causes the PLYWOOD to crumble into saw dust. He further points to the mighty affidavit, hense his secret identity.
He shops at the city dump, for his PLYWOOD, paints his own displays, and remains in his secret finished basement, planning his next strike.
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