Jan 16, 2006 - Yellowknife, NT - Plywoodman Strikes Again
P.M. arrived at Northern United Place at 6 p.m. an Hour early for the "Justice and Social Development Committee" all candidates forum. Dressed in full costume and carrying three eight foot
2 X 2', some thumb tacks and a 12' X 3' banner that
reads:
"FIGHTING FOR YOUR RIGHTS TO SEE YOUR CHILDREN"
Upper right corner reads:
Fathers-4-Justice Canada
Lower right corner reads:
Daddy loves you
P.M. began to thumb tack his banner to the three eight foot post, and got help from some drunk guy when time came to hoist it up.
The wind immediatly blew it down, so P.M. tied one end to the in - take valve of their oil delivery system and posted himself in place.
P.M. now began to distibute and eight page correspondence stemming from "A letter to all Canadians"
"Toronto Star Jan. 16th, 2006"
F-4-J Canada Jan 12, 2006"
While posted, and handing out his breaking news, P.M. began to shout "Extra Extra Read all about it children without a father are prone to crime"
He added "Welcome to the Justice and social Development all candidates forum"
The organisers were the first to arrive, and the evil "Aggie Brock" was first to ask P.M. if he was planning to be civil. "Of course" stated P.M. so she added that there were people in here that did not want him to attend.
And OH how they mayed their point clear...
Two of the organisers shouted at P.M. "GO AWAY!!!"
"YOU DONT BELONG HERE".
"Cold Ethel" was next and P.M. continued his rhyme "EXTRA EXTRA....."
"Dennis the Menace" was next, a correspondence, and "EXTRA EXTRA...." P.M. now yelling how "Uncle Jack"
set stated charge last night of assisting violence against women not V.A. Men"
"TRICKY RIKKY" next and we were about done.
The next guy was the security guard, and he wanted P.M. to dismantle his banner pronto, P.M. hung on for as long as he could, then took it down.
P.M. then enterwed the building to warm - up but was kicked out! P.M. protested with the security guard, and he called it in....
Now frustrated and beaten, P.M. continued to han out his breaking news... The R.C.M.P. showed - up, and told P.M. he was not to enter the building, P.M.
handed his breaking news to the rookie and respectfully requested it be forwarded to their social development people.
P.M. handed out about seventy newspapers to the public...
His last strike was bashing former Premier "Steve Kakfwi" for his "Family Protection Act" and was told he is a f*&^ing Asshole" by the Honourable King Kakfwi.
in solidarity,
P.M.
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